ULTIMATE Cow Cuddles Experience -2+ Hours of Fluffy Cows for 2 Guests!

The Ultimate Cow Cuddle Experience: A Moo-velous Adventure Awaits!

MAXIMUM FLUFFY COW EXPERIENCE – 4 FLUFFY COWS, ALL YOURS! SUMMER SPECIAL—ONLY $199

📢 Calling all cow lovers! Get ready to laugh, relax, and snuggle up with our irresistibly cute and photogenic cows in a laid-back, joyful farm setting—all in a private, exclusive experience just for you and your loved one or group! It's summer, it's hot, and the cows are chillin' in front of their fans all day, making it perfect for cuddles, so buy an Italian ice, wear your coolest outfit, and come on out to cuddle!

Enjoy 2+ hours of uninterrupted cow time—split however YOU like! This is your private cuddle session, so no crowds, no interruptions—just you, the cows, and pure bliss. Family & group discounts are available!

✔ Hairy Heifer cow snuggles—as long as you like it with our adorable fluffy calves, who may take a nap in your lap! They are irresistibly cute!
✔ Jett, our majestic Highland cow—stay as long as you like bonding and cuddling in his fan-cooled cow stall. Guests have fallen asleep resting against him if he lays down, which he typically does after he's sure you don't have any snacks. His heartbeat and gentle breathing are so soothing. He’s our bovine rock star—you’re going to love the pictures you get with him! He does have horns, but don't let them scare you! You can interact with him to your heart's content, and we'll get great pictures of you and your partner or group with him.

Picnic or Dinner Add-on: Stay an extra hour in our screened, fenced gazebo for a tranquil meal ($25, BYOB). Bring your own food—we’ve got plates, napkins, and all the essentials!

Pro Tips for the Dreamiest Cow Cuddles

Welcome to Rooterville, where fluffy cows and heartfelt moments await! To make your cuddle session truly unforgettable, here are a few insider tips:

🍌 Bring on the Bananas! Our cows go bananas for bananas—bring as many as you like! We’ll enjoy snack time after cuddles so you stay the center of attention, not your treats.

🧘‍♀️ Keep It Chill: Cows are masters of mellow. The more relaxed and calm you are, the more they’ll melt into your vibe. Confidence, deep breaths, soft voices, and gentle movements go a long way. Cows LOVE chin, cheek, and neck scratches or brushes. Watch their faces as you give them what they like.

👖 Dress for Snuggle Success: Pants are your best friend—especially if you want to sit in the shavings. We provide cushions and blankets, but trust us, shavings in your shorts are no fun! Summer is hot, so pants are optional but recommended.

👟 Protect Those Toes! Closed-toe shoes are a must. Our cows are sweet but clunky, and a hoof on your foot is a memory you don’t want to take home.

🌸 Got a Special Request?
Want flowers, decorations, or a surprise setup for your cow-loving sweetheart? Just ask! We’re here to make your private cuddle experience absolutely amoozing. Please give us at least a week for special requests, as we may not have supplies on hand.

🐮 Cow Etiquette: Moo-ve with Care
To keep everyone safe and happy, please follow these simple guidelines:

Stay to the Side: Standing in front of a cow can be seen as an invitation to play—and their heads are hard! Jett has horns, so let’s keep it safe. Exception – Scratching Heifer's Necks: You can stand in front of the girls for neck scratches—they love it!

No Back Turns: Jett’s got a playful streak and might sneak a horn in your booty if you’re not looking. It’s a cow thing! Don't turn your back on the cows.

Snacks Come Later: Treats during cuddles = you become a treat dispenser. Save the snacks for after so you get all the love, not just the licks.

Mind Your Toes: Cows are clumsy. Keep your feet protected and out of their path.

Kiddo Protocol: Children must wait until the cows settle down before joining in. Once the excitement fades, we’ll bring them in safely.

Kids should never, ever stand in front of a cow. Cows think kids want to play with them; that's not a good idea any day of the week!

Kids must be calm and quiet and move slowly to keep from riling up the cows, who will be excited that they want to play; we don't want that to happen.

Spread the Love
Had a wonderful time? Tips for Penny, your cow cuddle guide, are deeply appreciated and help us keep the kindness going. You can leave a tip in the gift shop (card accepted!). And if you have a moment, please leave a review—your words help others discover the joy of cow cuddles too!
Penny is a volunteer and appreciates your generosity and feedback. She'll take great pictures too, if you hand her your phone.

If anything didn’t meet your expectations, let us know right away. We’re committed to ensuring your experience is nothing short of magical and want you to leave as happy as a pig in mud! If you can't leave a tip and a 5-star review, tell us! Nothing is more important to us than making sure you had the best possible time.

Let the Cuddles Begin!
Rooterville is more than a farm—it’s a place of love, laughter, and healing snuggles. Whether you're celebrating something special or just soaking up the joy, this private cow cuddle experience is all about YOU. Don’t hesitate to share your wishes—we’re here to delight you. We can’t wait to introduce you to our irresistibly sweet and fluffy cow friends!